[The onedirectionlaughtrack.mp3 is not stopping anytime soon, he sees.]

I didn't get to meet all of them, unfortunately! There have only been...seven, so far? ...Eight. Eight, actually.

[...He may have assisted in capturing and ensuring the shit got murdered out of a couple of the previous ones, but no one needs to hear about that.]

I last saw the latest one mere moments before I was brought here - they were helping with a few of my shows before they moved on to see our king. The way out of our lands is through his castle, you see; leaving requires an audience with him.

They were a pleasure to work with, at least.